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 Apr 16 2007, 01:12 AM
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 *Bi Catch*  Group: Members Posts: 442 Joined: 14-April 07 From: Sydney, NSW Member No.: 11  |
Q-What do you call a perving bird?
A-Peking Duck! Q-What did the sheik say when he say a sheep giving birth? A-IS-LAM! -------------------- DANCE!
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Apr 16 2007, 02:11 AM
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 *BloodyBumShitBugger* Group: Members Posts: 500 Joined: 13-April 07 From: sydney Member No.: 6 |
QUOTE (catchnrelease @ Apr 16 2007, 07:02 PM)  Q-What do you call a perving bird? A-Peking Duck! Q-What did the sheik say when he say a sheep giving birth? A-IS-LAM! What do you call a perving bird? come on in What did the sheik say when he saw a sheep giving birth? Is mine This post has been edited by STEVE.P: Apr 16 2007, 02:16 AM -------------------- Goony Googoo
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Apr 16 2007, 03:31 AM
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 His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop. How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair. What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed? Sleep somewhere else. --------------------  Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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Apr 16 2007, 05:09 AM
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*Bi Catch* Group: Members Posts: 442 Joined: 14-April 07 From: Sydney, NSW Member No.: 11 |
Q-What did batman say to robin before they went into the batmobile?
A-Quick, to the batmobile! -------------------- DANCE!
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Apr 16 2007, 02:40 PM
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 *The Manilla Gorilla* Group: Moderator Posts: 846 Joined: 14-April 07 From: Manilla NSW Member No.: 13 |
Q: How do you stop a horse from pigrooting
A: Take away the pig. -------------------- I WANNA GO: FISHIN WITH SUMO.
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Apr 21 2007, 08:34 PM
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 *FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
why are pirates called pirates.....
they just AAAARRRRR...... ..... the rest of mine would prob get me punched in the head!! or prosicuted!!! |
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Apr 22 2007, 11:53 PM
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 the yack man Group: Donator Posts: 2,165 Joined: 13-April 07 From: paradise beach Member No.: 4 |
hay rum put them in the locked forum
-------------------- bugger it's sold,got meself a house instead
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Apr 23 2007, 12:29 AM
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His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
What did the BIG DUCK say to the little DUCK ?
QUACK -------------------- Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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Apr 23 2007, 02:21 AM
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*BloodyBumShitBugger* Group: Members Posts: 500 Joined: 13-April 07 From: sydney Member No.: 6 |
QUOTE (Jumpus GooDarus @ Apr 23 2007, 06:19 PM) What id the BIG DUCK say to the little DUCK ? QUACK What did the little duck say back to the big duck GET STUFFED This post has been edited by STEVE.P: May 26 2007, 04:31 AM -------------------- Goony Googoo
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Jun 14 2007, 08:56 AM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
why did the boy fall of his bike?
someone threw a fridge at him! ------------------------- why did the boy fall out of the tree? he had no arms! ------------------------- Whats white and floats on top of a pool? A dead baby! ------------------------- Whats Black and Green and sit on the bottom of a pool? Same baby 3 weeks later! |
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Jun 14 2007, 06:41 PM
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the yack man Group: Donator Posts: 2,165 Joined: 13-April 07 From: paradise beach Member No.: 4 |
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining 
-------------------- bugger it's sold,got meself a house instead
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