Q-What do you call a perving bird?

A-Peking Duck!



Q-What did the sheik say when he say a sheep giving birth?

A-IS-LAM!

What do you call a perving bird?
come on in



What did the sheik say when he saw a sheep giving birth?
Is mine

What do you call a pig that does karate?


A pork chop.


How do you make a hot dog stand?


Steal its chair.


What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?


Sleep somewhere else.

Q-What did batman say to robin before they went into the batmobile?

A-Quick, to the batmobile!

Q: How do you stop a horse from pigrooting

A: Take away the pig.

why are pirates called pirates.....

they just AAAARRRRR......

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the rest of mine would prob get me punched in the head!! or prosicuted!!!

hay rum put them in the locked forum

What did the BIG DUCK say to the little DUCK ?

QUACK

What did the little duck say back to the big duck

GET STUFFED

why did the boy fall of his bike?

someone threw a fridge at him!

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why did the boy fall out of the tree?

he had no arms!

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Whats white and floats on top of a pool?

A dead baby!

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Whats Black and Green and sit on the bottom of a pool?

Same baby 3 weeks later!

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining