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Jumpus GooDarus
post Nov 9 2010, 02:20 PM
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How'd ewe go in last nights IQ test ??????????????????


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post Nov 9 2010, 05:06 PM
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I don't know how spud went but I struggled with the remote to get to the right channel......what does that say? tongue.gif

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post Nov 10 2010, 02:32 AM
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Well ewe scored higher than me

I couldn't find the remote control hysterical.gif


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post Nov 11 2010, 02:35 AM
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Haha, smashed it....

Jumpus.... Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it!

Just dont go digging in my spud garden....

Heres one for you!!!

When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
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post Nov 11 2010, 02:52 AM
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A smelly rotten potato that's been left out in the sun tu long with a sour cream toping hysterical.gif hysterical.gif


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post Nov 11 2010, 02:13 PM
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if not what jumpus said, maybe a dentist?


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post Nov 11 2010, 03:44 PM
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QUOTE (Rumpus @ Nov 11 2010, 09:35 PM) *
When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?


Herpesymplex 10?? hysterical.gif


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post Nov 13 2010, 03:32 PM
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QUOTE (Rumpus @ Nov 11 2010, 09:35 PM) *
Just dont go digging in my spud garden....



Couldn't help myself cause I knew ewe were hiding sum ting there

IQ cant be tu high spud if ewe're hiding your frilly reg grundies in the garden hysterical.gif



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post Nov 14 2010, 01:16 AM
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QUOTE (jack @ Nov 12 2010, 09:13 AM) *
if not what jumpus said, maybe a dentist?


yep a dentist i agree


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post Nov 15 2010, 10:13 PM
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Geez Spud I didn't know that ewe'd accumilated so much IQ

See ewe've opened up a city office & selling it now hysterical.gif



Saw the sign last week but didn't have a camera in the car to GooDarus a shot to pass by hysterical.gif


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post Nov 16 2010, 01:33 AM
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leave spud alone
hes got the poos
ive got 2 boats in the big shed on the farm
(soooo much room the wombats are moveing in)
i wont let him use them so hes not happy
u can park your boats here jumpus (if i can use them)
bye from big spud at nerriga
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post Nov 16 2010, 05:02 AM
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QUOTE (NetPez @ Nov 16 2010, 08:33 PM) *
i wont let him use them so hes not happy



G'day Pez

You're mean fancy not letting baby potato use wun of your goats hysterical.gif

Spud start cutting down Pez's trees & build yourself a bloody big raft hysterical.gif

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Can I also bring 3 sheep & 2 goats ??

Hell it would save me having to milk them every morning just dont tell any KIWI's about them hysterical.gif


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post Nov 17 2010, 11:01 PM
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Hey Spud

Must've been very close to world record time hay ??????????????

The way ewe saddled up your for the 5 hr ride to JB yesterday hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

Nearl as quick as that cheatara Andy Winterbottom chappy who snuck out on me behind the shed when i wasn't looking.

No match for lightning Jumpus though overtook him @ the gate hysterical.gif

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(soooo much room the wombats are moveing in)


Saw tu of them on way out looked alot like Fed but these tu had hair hysterical.gif hysterical.gif


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post Nov 19 2010, 02:26 PM
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Hey Jumpus Wombatus,

I was gonna drive down!! Not on my donkey but..
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post Nov 19 2010, 02:51 PM
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But Wot hysterical.gif


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post Nov 25 2010, 12:17 AM
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QUOTE (Rumpus @ Nov 20 2010, 09:26 AM) *
Hey Jumpus Wombatus,


Get it rite baby potato hysterical.gif

Did the old man tell ewe I used that name ???

Returned sum ting for credit cause it didn't fit & no it wasn't a pair of frilly undies like yours !

WITTLE GIRLY @ THE CASH REGISTER WANTED MY DETAILS FOR THE REFUND

Well I dont give my details to anywun reckon this girly wanted to stalk me hysterical.gif

Said she couldn't put the refund in unless a name & address was given

Hmmmmmm ! wot tu du ?????

Told her my name was

Mr Jumpy Wombat
115 BigHole Rd Nerringa


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