How'd ewe go in last nights IQ test ??????????????????

I don't know how spud went but I struggled with the remote to get to the right channel......what does that say?

Jack

Well ewe scored higher than me

I couldn't find the remote control

Haha, smashed it....

Jumpus.... Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it!

Just dont go digging in my spud garden....

Heres one for you!!!

When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

A smelly rotten potato that's been left out in the sun tu long with a sour cream toping

if not what jumpus said, maybe a dentist?

Herpesymplex 10??

Couldn't help myself cause I knew ewe were hiding sum ting there

IQ cant be tu high spud if ewe're hiding your frilly reg grundies in the garden

yep a dentist i agree

Geez Spud I didn't know that ewe'd accumilated so much IQ

See ewe've opened up a city office & selling it now



Saw the sign last week but didn't have a camera in the car to GooDarus a shot to pass by

leave spud alone
hes got the poos
ive got 2 boats in the big shed on the farm
(soooo much room the wombats are moveing in)
i wont let him use them so hes not happy
u can park your boats here jumpus (if i can use them)
bye from big spud at nerriga

G'day Pez

You're mean fancy not letting baby potato use wun of your goats

Spud start cutting down Pez's trees & build yourself a bloody big raft



Can I also bring 3 sheep & 2 goats ??

Hell it would save me having to milk them every morning just dont tell any KIWI's about them

Hey Spud

Must've been very close to world record time hay ??????????????

The way ewe saddled up your for the 5 hr ride to JB yesterday

Nearl as quick as that cheatara Andy Winterbottom chappy who snuck out on me behind the shed when i wasn't looking.

No match for lightning Jumpus though overtook him @ the gate



Saw tu of them on way out looked alot like Fed but these tu had hair

Hey Jumpus Wombatus,

I was gonna drive down!! Not on my donkey but..

But Wot

Get it rite baby potato

Did the old man tell ewe I used that name ???

Returned sum ting for credit cause it didn't fit & no it wasn't a pair of frilly undies like yours !

WITTLE GIRLY @ THE CASH REGISTER WANTED MY DETAILS FOR THE REFUND

Well I dont give my details to anywun reckon this girly wanted to stalk me

Said she couldn't put the refund in unless a name & address was given

Hmmmmmm ! wot tu du ?????

Told her my name was

Mr Jumpy Wombat
115 BigHole Rd Nerringa