Can sum bloody telly me how to cat a carp ???

I saw some @ Centeniel Park the other day but the bastard rangers said I wasn't allowed to shoot them

So any advice would greatly be appreciated Rum reckons I should ask googlefush cause he's closely related to the carp wot you guys think ???

I dont like killing them but cause i think they are cute....

Hey Rum !

Wun of the carp fishy's that I saw had a moustache just like yours is that the cute one we're refering to ???

sure is, i named her KB after you...

Never caught one , so i can't help you on how to catch'em .


But i do know you need a brick when your cooking them .

There is lots of ways of catching CARP, use a #1 or 1/0 hook either no sinker or a small split shot about 1ft from hook bait up with a Corn Kernel or Hot Chip or you can make some Dough as we did for Mullet when we were kids, throw it out in the water and hang on for the fun.
PS trouble with hot chips is you tend to eat all the bait.

So what you are saying, is use their natural bait. Do they have butter and salt on their corn?

do you open up the tin of corn kenels first ,or put the whole tin on.
Rum might try the babby potatoes in the tin . althogh not hot but spuds allthesame

carp shmarp do you think he would go fishing for them .

trying to find a partner..

hmmmm yes carp do make very good cat bait, now for the best way to use it, think i will leave up to ewe. :angry 1: :waffen093:

Have you tried asking Miss Turnip out ????

Chad make sure you find one with a CAN OPENER.

I would think that they have butter. Too much salt.

Straight out of the can but it's a challenge for RUM

I have heard that if you leave a can of corn , with a hole punched in the can dangling from a tree that the carp will be there the next day .

NO Smelly you've got that one wrong, it goes like this: You get a larger type tin the commercial type Beetroot or Pinapple Juice tin, put a wire handle on it to hang from tree over river,punch about ten holes in the botton from the inside so that the sharp bits point down, half fill with prawn heads, and the next day the carp will be hanging around under it catching the live bait as it falls, If you want to stay and fish take the aeroguard and peg, or in your case Smelly take your Gas Mask.

Hey Smerry !

Wont the Bunyips eat the corn during the night ???

When I go which is quite a lkot we just use take a loaf of bread 1/0 hooks and no weight or small splitshot...crusts or rolled up bread is a winner corn is also great but for that i use size 12 hooks works every time...

Shotgun or spearing is fun also every one helps the clean up...

yea, shoot the water and watch em float..

My dads quarry is on the shoalhaven and he catches them for fun durinng the lunch break, gets some monsters!

ill post a pic!

dajayvoo Rum

Hey guys I'm being fair dinkum now

I was actually asked about carp today.

Did ewes know some peoples actually eat them ???

Or do you think the guy was pulling my leg also told me they were $ 2 . 90 per kilo in fish shops

Yeah you can eat them and many Europeans still do ,,if prepared properly there not bad at all...My Grandmother is from Novisad near former yugoslavia and they knew how to prepare them properly...
it was made to taste like KFC I loved it...

dynamite works for me

they love plain old garden worms as well jumpy

Dont tell me your knocking where i work

Is this ewe Tom ???

My supervisor had some fed to him and he mention that they have a slight taste of mud. I guess you really need to know what you are doing if you are going to cook them and come out like KFC.

o.k. here is the easiest way to catch them, find a spot were peeps are feeding the ducks,thats were the carp will be, use bread for bait, [rig] hook no bigger than a 1/0 a spice of split shot about 10cm from hook a float may be used if u wish to keep it off the bottom but why would u carp are a bottom feeder.