TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES
Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint? 
Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has 
a time booked for surgery the following week.
The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, 
then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, 
which isn't reviewed for another week and 
finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then. 
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
 The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.  
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.