QUOTE (NetPez @ Mar 31 2011, 04:52 PM) 

Spud is the bitch (mummy)
But mine is the daddy 

I'm Jack the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um 
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um 
Wherever I go through potato and snow 
The people always let me know 
There's Jack the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um 
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle