Hey Guys

After the good response we've had in that Spin Reel competition thought we might have another comp, I just recieved a PM from poly who after all this time has come to his senses.

He's worked out that you cant catch fish out of a plastic boat & has decided to get himself a real boat, yes peeps he's getting a Tinny

Anyways just be wary the poor guy has been a bit delusional of late & may come into this thread denying the claims but it's true cause Jumpus said so

Anyways he wants to keep the Yamaha but has offered the poly as a prize, now I know nobody would be interested in a plastic boat & that had to get me thinking didn't want to hurt poly's feeling so I came up with an ingenious idea

The winner gets to melt down the polycraft & gets to mould the plastic into whatever they choose.

So what would you guys mould it into ??????

a wheelie bin.....

or maybe a giant friend for girls to come and play with at my place?

a shed for my boat

Half a dozen good size eskies.. They are pretty expensive these days... Has anyone seen the waco catalogue??

what a strange world we live in, j.g. offered me his two boats in exchange for the poly, you see he has a bad back and needs a craft that will give him a much better ride, hence the poly, and i may say the best riding boat on the market to day.
now to the comp after some discussion via p.m. it was decided that a comp should be run to raise funds for a motor as i am keeping the yammy [lets face it 2 tinnys don't ad up to a poly] it will cost u $100 dollars a guess so send the money as soon as possible please jumpy needs it

You bloody big porky teller poly

Told you's he may get a bit dellusional
Just so you guys know who's telling the truth find below a copy of the pm poly sent me

arrr so thats why it took u so long to make that post u had to type the whole thing then do all the highlights plus think about it,now i know u of old so please make an effort to come up with some thing befitting your talent my friend

whos going to have the next go jumpy needs the money u know

I saw him today, and he was dressed to the nines. I offered him some money, but when I opened my wallet, the cupboard was bare. I gave him an I.O.U. instead. All he said was garrrh, garrrgh, gahhhrr.

the very best threads are always the silliest, now kk what would u do to my poly????????

melt half of it and made a wheelie bin and put the rest of it in the bin i made from the boat


only joking i would keep it and put my yammie on it and sell the dory, and no jumpus i have not gone mad

turn it into a lagre pack of condoms and go out on the town

GOOD ONE POLY ..................ILL AGREE WITH YA MATE............BUT THEN AGAIN MY MATES SON PLAY WITH A LITTLE POLY BOAT IN THE BATH ...SMOOTH RIDE SURE

what was that dave you and your mates play with wittle boats in the bath lololol

nothing wrong with that.....

we could melt it down and make a few seats for our boats ,,,

heres proof tinny catch real fish too this is what i caught last weekend

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I wouldn't melt it down & just wait for another polly owner to see the light & upgrade to alloy.

Then I'd glue the 2 poly's together cause !

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines


We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

mate you got too much time on your hands ,,,,ahhaahhahha

ohhhh dear oh dear, the words to that beatles song are

we all live in a yellow sex machine

get it wright old friend