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 Jul 7 2008, 04:18 AM
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*One Block*  Group: Members Posts: 79 Joined: 17-May 07 From: Manly Vale Member No.: 40  |
KEVIN RUDD was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. RUDD if he would like to lead the discussion on the Word 'tragedy'. So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'. A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, Is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a 'tragedy.' No,' said RUDD' that would be an accident.' A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty children Drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy' 'I'm afraid not,' explained MR. RUDD' that's what we would call great loss' The room went silent. No other children volunteered. RUDD searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand... In a quiet voice he said: 'If A plane carrying you and Mrs. RUDD was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a Tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed RUDD. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' 'Well,' says little Johnny 'it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a f*cking accident either!' This post has been edited by xtosea: Jul 7 2008, 04:18 AM -------------------- "Reel Men Smoke Tiagra's"
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Jul 7 2008, 04:20 AM
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* Sausage Maker * Group: Members Posts: 157 Joined: 5-December 07 From: The Hawkesbury Member No.: 1,314 |
Great one!!!
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Jul 7 2008, 04:32 AM
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 Garfish Group: Members Posts: 10 Joined: 23-June 08 From: mt annan Member No.: 2,597 |
thats a classic and it reminds me of the old keating jokes
(when he was the trearurer) if you had a gun with only two bullets and was faced with the worse murderure,worse terorist and the treasurer who would you shoot ...the treasurer twice to make sure he is dead interest rates were 18% -------------------- .........dnt ya just love fishing |
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Jul 7 2008, 04:42 AM
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 His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
Little Johny is my type of kid
 Got to admit guys I taught him well huh ???????? 
--------------------  Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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Jul 7 2008, 01:21 PM
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 *FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
Go Johny ;)
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Jul 7 2008, 10:27 PM
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 the yack man Group: Donator Posts: 2,165 Joined: 13-April 07 From: paradise beach Member No.: 4 |
hmmmmmmmm having met the Rudziller, he is not a bad bloke just misunderstood poor bloke
-------------------- bugger it's sold,got meself a house instead
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Jul 9 2008, 12:55 AM
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 Kokino Vraka Group: Members Posts: 1,001 Joined: 24-July 07 From: Earth Member No.: 220 |
QUOTE (poly @ Jul 8 2008, 04:27 PM)  hmmmmmmmm having met the Rudziller, he is not a bad bloke just misunderstood poor bloke Even thou he is misunderstood he is still the PM. 
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Jul 9 2008, 07:28 AM
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 *TheUnderTaker* Group: Members Posts: 419 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 5 |
Go Johnny go........
-------------------- FISHING beats Working
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Jul 9 2008, 05:37 PM
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 *Tooth Fairy* Group: Donator Posts: 203 Joined: 15-February 08 From: The Shire Member No.: 2,553 |
QUOTE (poly @ Jul 8 2008, 04:27 PM) hmmmmmmmm having met the Rudziller, he is not a bad bloke just misunderstood poor bloke Your kiddin Poly aren't you. I did not misunderstand Mr Dudd: No policy so it is policy on the fly, you beauty. Bring back 18% interest rates, that will make me happy. -------------------- Don't tell anybody but my name is Fushin Freddie
 I don't exaggerate...I just remember BIG! |
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Jul 9 2008, 08:11 PM
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 *The Manilla Gorilla* Group: Moderator Posts: 846 Joined: 14-April 07 From: Manilla NSW Member No.: 13 |
Honestly Fellas,
I don't believe that this site should be POLITICALLY or RELIGIOUSLY motivated, A JOKE is A JOKE but I think you guys are getting carried away. It WILL be a SAD day for THIS SITE if THIS sort of thing does happen. -------------------- I WANNA GO: FISHIN WITH SUMO.
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Jul 9 2008, 10:32 PM
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*Tooth Fairy* Group: Donator Posts: 203 Joined: 15-February 08 From: The Shire Member No.: 2,553 |
You are correct Sumo.
But I don't think we all need to be Freemasons either. No religion, race or politics there. Everybody is equal. But the joke that started this was excellent. A very old joke with a new name applied. -------------------- Don't tell anybody but my name is Fushin Freddie
I don't exaggerate...I just remember BIG! |
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Jul 11 2008, 12:17 AM
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Kokino Vraka Group: Members Posts: 1,001 Joined: 24-July 07 From: Earth Member No.: 220 |
This has been around and the last time that I saw this I think it was a bush name?
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Jul 11 2008, 02:26 AM
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the yack man Group: Donator Posts: 2,165 Joined: 13-April 07 From: paradise beach Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Christos @ Jul 11 2008, 06:17 PM) This has been around and the last time that I saw this I think it was a bush name? NO NO not at all my friend Christos, i remember it well it was aimed at little Johny and the kids name was kevin 
-------------------- bugger it's sold,got meself a house instead
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Jul 12 2008, 12:24 AM
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Kokino Vraka Group: Members Posts: 1,001 Joined: 24-July 07 From: Earth Member No.: 220 |
I could be getting the jokes confused?
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