27th Jan Options

[Jumpus GooDarus]

Wot a top sleepy sleepy last night was ratchet after yesterday.

Anyway went to wash down the goat after yesterday & was going to replace control cables but didn't really feel like it.

TOOVLO came around to annoy me yap yap yap

Ended up deciding to go have a fish for sum squids plics have been a bit naughty of late mind ewes shitty swells last few times I'd chased them.

Only did this cause The Fish Scarer had ling ling'd me earlier & I knew he was doing worky's nowhere near the water to scare all the fish away

Like a lake out there but had to really work hard for the squids solo effort cause TOOVLO was no help exept for 2 blinds squids which he caught by accident

Was going to run out to the peak but couldn't be bothered & decided to hit the Bay instead, really cant believe the lack of baitfishy's on the sounder all day a couple of my favoured spots didn't produce any girls so moved to Bare Isle.

Lost 2 squids to Teeny Bopper Girly's there & I wasn't going to wastse any more so pulled in gear & moved to Molly

Couldn't believe wot I saw just wun boat who was pulling up anchor again I couldn't believe wot I was seeing unreal how many clueless peeple are about, this guy was solo in about a 13 ft tinny.

Had motor running but his anchor was stuck I also know it's 10 meters deep where he was anchor straight up & down with anchor chain in his hands I'd allready seen him pull @ least 7 or so meters of chain into boat.

Gets better he then puts motor into gear in a bid to release anchor whilst still hanging on to chain thought I'd better stick around cause I could see this clown going into the drink & his boat driving away, his gunnel was only inch's from water all it needed was a nutter boats wash & this guy was swiming, eventually he managed to retrieve his anchor.

Back to fushing for us started with a couple of girls just under then I moved away from that area only had 1/2 doz squids left allready lost 4 to the Teeny Boppers

Knew next Girl was a bit better when I saw the rod bending over I was busy talking to Wozza's Girlfriend



She was busy laughing @ TOOVLO trying to land the fush eventually he did, just over 75 cm's



Picked the biggest squid next & put it out didn't last 10 minutes till it got hammered good fish as well it was peeling drag off the reel velly quickly so decided to pick up the rod myself fair bit of line out & wasn't looking to good with the fish heading into velly shallow water.

Wont repeat wot I said to TOOVLO after hooks pulled from the girl put I wasn't happy, unfortunately sum people have no idea when it comes to contolling a boat & prob the main reason I dont pick up rods velly often.

Down to last squid previous lot all boated kungs was far away out when last wun got hammed to warrant picking up the rod for a 2nd time knew TOOVLO couldn't bugger it up this time cause I told him he wasn't allowed anywhere near boats controlls.

Fish went pretty hard as well & was the biggest of the Day just over 80 cm's



Amazing wot ewe can ketch when there's no Fish Scarer's on the water

[Jumpus GooDarus]

But i have sash weights!!!!!!!!

Ewe talking about your MAN BOOBIES again

[Jumpus GooDarus]

Glad I wasn't with you. I can see you ordering me over the side to cut the rope and then holding me under with the boat hook.

Would not have done that, not my style

Wunce ewe finished cutting the rope I would've started the motor & driven a long long long way away

Only fitting me tinks cause I kid ewe not there was a huge school of those vegemite fishy's about & they weren't down deep hadn't seen them up on the surface like this for many moons not since fishing JB back in the old days.

Would've let them get their revenge by watching them go about ETT'n ewe

Reckon they then would've gotten on their pc's & posted in human forums, pictured the report to have gone along these lines.

Me & me mates decided to do swimmy's up to the surface & get sum rays, after rubbing in the 30+ soaking up the sun we saw this object floating in the water.

Wun of the lads ID'd it as a Kay Kay Winks Thingy all the way from the planet NABOO complete with a cushion around it's waist, rather large cushion @ that

We put him in a large pot added sum weed & cabbage boiled the pot for an hr then threw away the kkw & ETT the weed

[Bees Knees]

Ewe talking about your MAN BOOBIES again

they would weigh more than whats in your Budgie Smugglers...

[Jumpus GooDarus]

they would weigh more than whats in your Budgie Smugglers...

Not a surprise my kahoona's are just above average

But your MAN BOOBIES are whoppers