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[Jumpus GooDarus]

Bloody hell was in a hurry this morn & 4got my high heels & handbag

Bay was like glass when I hit the water, didn't pack any frozen squiddys wasn't even sure I wanted to girly fish

Didn't take long to run down to jibbon & when I got there the water was crystal could see evllything on the botton.

Shitload of vegimite fish they were everywhere, didn't think it would take long to fill the live bait tank up with squiddys.

Wasn't I wong ? struggled to get just 2 of them & had wasted a couple of hrs tu du so

Tossing whether to go troll them on jibbon bommy or the bay, opted the bay & was going to hed nth to my favoured place, when I got to the bay couldn't be bothered getting any more squids esp with the lack of girls of late.

As allways when ewe cant get bait the targetted fush are in abundance neither of the 2 squids lasted more than a couple of minutes & I hadn't even entered the bay both girls were legal & must've been pursueing a modeling career cause they weren't very fat & had smallish man boobies so I let them go.

Then sum ting caught my eye & nearly blinded me, yes peeps it was Mr Shiny Head & his offsider Jed's new Beerfairy

Well the fairy gave me sum of her Lip Gloss & I thought hmmmmmm might du the twick since I didn't have any high heels, so off i went looking for sum squids got another 2 in the bay wun was not a bad size alot bigger than smaller wuns of earlier so I was rigging it up when Shinny & fairy rocked up.

After they left & hadn't gone 100 meters rod buckled over & wunce again I was on, fat wittle girl as well



Wunce landed out went my last squiddy 2 minutes later up came her twin sister

Still quite nice on the water even though a breeze had come up so thought squiddy time wunce more did allright this time got 3 pretty quick so on with sum more lip gloss.

A couple of mis apps on the day lost the foot control to the lecky, lost a pair of sunnys but wasn't that phased but sum bloodys were on the full wrath of Jumpus fury those F****** idiots from pt authority.

Think I called them every name under the sun the P**cks think they own the bay & i gave them a lecture on maritine rules

I've been bitching for sum time that wun day there'll be acidents with the increased ship traffic in the bay, traffic has allready started & the boats @ risk are the small tinny owners who frequent Molly Pt.

Tug boat guys are fine they just cruise along, pilot boats those plics give off a huge wash allways travelling with the hammers down

Enough of the bitch, back to the girls day out

Those last 3 squids caught another 5 girls no choice had to put them out dead if they survived the girl b4 ended up keeping 2 girls for the day dont mind a bit of a 3sum, maybe next time I'll go 4play

If ewes are wondering why the girls were there 2day this was nutting



At times the baitfish were 15 meters deep

[Jumpus GooDarus]

Is it a wun piece thong ???

Wot ewe call them ThongKiNi's me tinks

[quintrex101]

Some nice fish there Jumpy and it's good to see the bay starting to light up abit.

[Jumpus GooDarus]

There's a few about even googlefushy got sum

I had to laugh last trip a day of humour

Started back @ the ramp where a guy asked me if Mini Me was a trailcraft

Told him to stop swearing @ me

Then on molly there was these 2 yung guys when I saw them they'd just hooked a girl wind blew them out 2wards the drums & when they finally landed it [looked undersize from where I was] they were screaming & carry'n on like they'd caught a real fush

Then there was these 2 udder guys trolloping lures around not paying attention to their rods [ or were they??]

Only 10 meters or so away from me I started pointing to their rods wun of which was buckled over & they still didn't know they were on

[Jumpus GooDarus]

Didn't bother taking any pics of the girly's cause they were wee wittle wuns
Said it was a funny day out there had 4gotten I took a pics of these tu, brurry irriots will go fushing in any ting that floats
Me tinks they would've been in for a shock when they decided to call it a day, couldn't feel it where they were but just around the corner twas blowing 20 knots from the west.

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[kkw]

Dropped in to visit with Mr & Mrs Fed today. Fed gave me directions, but I still had to ask, as you can go round and round in ever diminishing circles before you find the street. Found the house and recognised the statue of JG in the front garden. Had a good chat and saw the video clips of Sea Fairy fighting kingfish and Fed trying to give instructions and finally trying to net it. Fun times......

This post has been edited by kkw: Dec 20 2010, 03:59 PM

[Jumpus GooDarus]

Figured you'd been around to Fed's

Dead give away was the house had Crim Safe fitted since my last visit

Not to mention the statue Fed aquired of ewe just to make ewe feel welcome

[kkw]

That was a statue???? I thought it was a neighbours kid.