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 May 24 2008, 02:57 PM
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 *FruitLoop* 53  Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3  |
Seen as though my Gran rejeted him, Not cause of his good looks or anything....
Ive lined up a nice friend of mine for him to go out on a date with.. Well, You can all try your luck with her if you want... Her Name is Ariane <<<<< CLICK HERE... |
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May 25 2008, 04:53 PM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
Well, If you need some tips as to what she's into all you have to do is ask!
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May 25 2008, 07:12 PM
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 the yack man Group: Donator Posts: 2,165 Joined: 13-April 07 From: paradise beach Member No.: 4 |
Rum i think u have to much time on your hands
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May 25 2008, 08:54 PM
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 Twoeyesea Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-December 07 From: Gods Country Member No.: 1,659 |
Cant get past 4 Rummy
 I'm hopeless 
-------------------- Don't hate me, cause you ain't me... :)
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May 25 2008, 09:27 PM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
QUOTE (Bees Knees @ May 26 2008, 02:54 PM)  Cant get past 4 Rummy I'm hopeless Hahaha.... She can be a absolute %^#$%@^.. Few hints... ntroduce Yourself. Compliment her outfit. Say something smart. Kiss her cheek. (Over 18) So stay away from this one you little kids!! Turn on some music. Jazz. Kiss her while dancing. Stop kissing. Change music or dance again. Soft Rock. Kiss her while dancing. Stop kissing. Dip and kiss her neck. Stop necking. Go to another Room Thats All your getting for now.... I will tell you, Dont make her drink to much... But get her a feed before you go out..... |
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May 25 2008, 10:24 PM
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Twoeyesea Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-December 07 From: Gods Country Member No.: 1,659 |
Funny stuff mate
-------------------- Don't hate me, cause you ain't me... :)
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May 25 2008, 11:20 PM
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 His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
Rumpus I'll bet my short & curlies that you've got a couple of Blow Up dolls under your bed ????
--------------------  Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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May 25 2008, 11:24 PM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
haha... Didnt you ask to borrow one??
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May 25 2008, 11:24 PM
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Twoeyesea Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-December 07 From: Gods Country Member No.: 1,659 |
QUOTE (Rum Dust N Ruckus @ May 26 2008, 03:27 PM) Hahaha.... She can be a absolute %^#$%@^.. Thats All your getting for now.... I will tell you, Dont make her drink to much... But get her a feed before you go out..... I used your tips in the'powers of seduction'and I only got a 6. I even took her to burger king.. This girl doesn't know a good thing when she's on it 
-------------------- Don't hate me, cause you ain't me... :)
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May 25 2008, 11:28 PM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
QUOTE (Bees Knees @ May 26 2008, 05:24 PM) I used your tips in the 'powers of seduction'[size="4"][/size] and i only got a 6. I even took her to burger king.. This girl doesn't know a good thing when she's on it Haha, Try getting some wine and steak frmo the kitchen...... Cook it out the back.... dont make her drink to much but, and always compliment her when you get the chance! |
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May 25 2008, 11:31 PM
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Twoeyesea Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-December 07 From: Gods Country Member No.: 1,659 |
QUOTE (Rum Dust N Ruckus @ May 26 2008, 05:28 PM) Haha, Try getting some wine and steak frmo the kitchen...... Cook it out the back.... dont make her drink to much but, and always compliment her when you get the chance! She's too much hard work Rummy.. I have feelings you know!! 
-------------------- Don't hate me, cause you ain't me... :)
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May 25 2008, 11:40 PM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
yea, took a few days to get her into bed....
 she can be quite frusterating.... Thats why i thought her and jumpy might get on!!
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May 26 2008, 03:31 AM
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 *Bi Catch* Group: Members Posts: 442 Joined: 14-April 07 From: Sydney, NSW Member No.: 11 |
10/10 Allllllll right.
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May 26 2008, 03:36 AM
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 *Suretus Anus* Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 6-April 08 From: Brooky Member No.: 2,582 |
Man, this is great. Ive been going for 2 hours!
I even copped a slap in the back of the head from the missus when she saw her naked on the screen and i had to explain it was a game and not porn!! Gee Arianne is a ball breaker, DO NOT let her drink to much, she cant handle it. DONT go to the museum you will make a full of yourself. ALWAYS get condoms from the convenience store-she doesnt mind. Ive managed to get everything off her and even get a fondle but i always give her that 1 drink to much and she passes out. Ive managed a 7. Should either be in her pants by midnight, or sleeping in the car cause the missus kicked me out!!! |
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May 26 2008, 04:16 AM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
If you want a "BJ" take her up the scenic lookout!
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May 26 2008, 04:21 AM
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His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
You lot are a bunch of sick puppies
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May 26 2008, 04:28 AM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
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May 26 2008, 04:44 AM
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*Suretus Anus* Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 6-April 08 From: Brooky Member No.: 2,582 |
Didnt know there was a scenic lookout. I have to stop drinking and skinny dipping!!!
Imagine all the 16 y.o. computer geeks flogging themselves over this! |
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May 26 2008, 04:58 AM
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His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
QUOTE (salty fil @ May 26 2008, 10:44 PM) Imagine all the 16 y.o. computer geeks flogging themselves over this! You & Rumpus are alot older than that what's your excuses ???????????????????????? Bet the pair of you sit up all night awaiting those TV adds that say Call Me ?? Then you's get to speak to a 70 yo grandmother
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May 26 2008, 05:08 AM
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*Suretus Anus* Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 6-April 08 From: Brooky Member No.: 2,582 |
Been there done that have you Jumpy???
I reckon your going to crack open a case of V and stay up all nite until you can finally get into Ariane's pants!
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May 26 2008, 05:23 AM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
Just stay away from my nan!! HAHHAHAHA
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May 26 2008, 05:47 AM
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 Kokino Vraka Group: Members Posts: 1,001 Joined: 24-July 07 From: Earth Member No.: 220 |
What are you guys doing.
This is a fishing forum. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH |
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May 26 2008, 05:55 AM
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Kokino Vraka Group: Members Posts: 1,001 Joined: 24-July 07 From: Earth Member No.: 220 |
And that is not the way to treat women in real life.
You have to have respect. |
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May 26 2008, 01:49 PM
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Twoeyesea Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-December 07 From: Gods Country Member No.: 1,659 |
QUOTE (Christos @ May 26 2008, 11:55 PM) And that is not the way to treat women in real life. You have to have respect. I tried that respect thing Christos... got me a 4/10
-------------------- Don't hate me, cause you ain't me... :)
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May 26 2008, 02:35 PM
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*Suretus Anus* Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 6-April 08 From: Brooky Member No.: 2,582 |
QUOTE (Christos @ May 26 2008, 11:55 PM) And that is not the way to treat women in real life. You have to have respect. This isnt real life Chris. Thats the best bit about it! Its like im cheating on my missus - without cheating on my missus! Ariannes great, although a bit moody. Sometimes she likes to be treated with respect, but other times she doesnt like the pussyfooting around and wants to get down and dirty! Give her a go mate, il let you take her off my hands for a nite!
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May 26 2008, 02:49 PM
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 *Back Better* Group: Donator Posts: 394 Joined: 29-February 08 From: Sylvania NSW Member No.: 2,560 |
took her to burger king for dinner , she loved it
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May 27 2008, 05:51 AM
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Kokino Vraka Group: Members Posts: 1,001 Joined: 24-July 07 From: Earth Member No.: 220 |
You guys should be aware that there are women that look at this site as well.
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May 27 2008, 02:52 PM
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*Back Better* Group: Donator Posts: 394 Joined: 29-February 08 From: Sylvania NSW Member No.: 2,560 |
QUOTE (Christos @ May 27 2008, 11:51 PM) You guys should be aware that there are women that look at this site as well. Oh.....uhhhhhh.....hmmmmm.....Really???? Damn. How did you women do at this thing? Jack -------------------- |
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May 27 2008, 03:11 PM
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His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
QUOTE (jack @ May 28 2008, 08:52 AM) Oh.....uhhhhhh.....hmmmmm.....Really???? Damn. How did you women do at this thing? Jack There's a big rush @ all the Bicyle stores @ present
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May 27 2008, 04:03 PM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
Hahaha, All the Girls I know laughed and recoed they could get her quicker than the blokes!! they still strygglinng...
Hint>>>> See if you can get her friend from the lingerie store back to her place to go for a swim |
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May 27 2008, 04:32 PM
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*Suretus Anus* Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 6-April 08 From: Brooky Member No.: 2,582 |
YOU THE MAN RUMPUS!!!
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May 27 2008, 05:19 PM
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*Suretus Anus* Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 6-April 08 From: Brooky Member No.: 2,582 |
I DONE IT!!! I DONE IT!!! iT WAS ACTUALLY QUICKER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE, EVEN THOUGH IT TOOK ME 3 DAYS! YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO TO MANY PLACES! THE SEX WASNT THE BEST CAUSE SHE TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT, AND IT WAS OVER IN A CLICK OF THE MOUSE, (kind of like real life )!NEXT MISSION IS A BJ AT THE LOOKOUT, AND IM SURE SOMETHING CAN HAPPEN ON THE HIRE BOAT!! |
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May 27 2008, 05:44 PM
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Twoeyesea Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-December 07 From: Gods Country Member No.: 1,659 |
QUOTE (salty fil @ May 28 2008, 11:19 AM) I DONE IT!!! I DONE IT!!! iT WAS ACTUALLY QUICKER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE, EVEN THOUGH IT TOOK ME 3 DAYS! YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO TO MANY PLACES! THE SEX WASNT THE BEST CAUSE SHE TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT, AND IT WAS OVER IN A CLICK OF THE MOUSE, (kind of like real life )!NEXT MISSION IS A BJ AT THE LOOKOUT, AND IM SURE SOMETHING CAN HAPPEN ON THE HIRE BOAT!! What rating did you get there salty?? I need a rating
-------------------- Don't hate me, cause you ain't me... :)
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May 27 2008, 08:07 PM
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*Suretus Anus* Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 6-April 08 From: Brooky Member No.: 2,582 |
QUOTE (Bees Knees @ May 28 2008, 11:44 AM) What rating did you get there salty?? I need a rating 10/10 mate! I even managed a second round of the beautiful Arianne trying different tactics and i got another 10/10! Two times in one day. I havnt done that in a few years, im buggered! May go for a hatrick later tonight!!!
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May 28 2008, 12:59 AM
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Twoeyesea Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-December 07 From: Gods Country Member No.: 1,659 |
Feats like that would earn you a free beer down the local
Twice is just plain bragging
-------------------- Don't hate me, cause you ain't me... :)
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May 28 2008, 01:40 AM
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*Suretus Anus* Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 6-April 08 From: Brooky Member No.: 2,582 |
4 Times now today!
Im actually sick of her now. Got any more games Rumpy??? |
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May 28 2008, 01:46 AM
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Twoeyesea Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-December 07 From: Gods Country Member No.: 1,659 |
QUOTE (salty fil @ May 28 2008, 07:40 PM) 4 Times now today! Im actually sick of her now. Got any more games Rumpy??? You sound like Wayne Carey
-------------------- Don't hate me, cause you ain't me... :)
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Sep 7 2015, 08:41 AM
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*FruitLoop* 53 Group: Donator Posts: 2,043 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Out in the sticks Member No.: 3 |
Absolutly pissed myself reading this! I forgot all about Arianne! |
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Sep 7 2015, 01:44 PM
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 The Guru Group: Root Admin Posts: 1,053 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney western suburbs Member No.: 1 |
sometime old memories are the better ones
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Sep 8 2015, 12:54 AM
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His Eminance Group: Administrators Posts: 5,725 Joined: 13-April 07 From: Sydney Member No.: 2 |
QUOTE (Rumpus @ May 28 2008, 10:03 AM) Hahaha, All the Girls I know Ewe dont know any girls ewe wally All ewe know is tranny boy potato's this wun knocked ewe back said ewe were an idiot  Only a short arse without the legs wonder if it's the jellybean -------------------- Save The Fish, Eat a Pussy |
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