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Fishing oz style _ Hunting ! _ Fox Zotting!

Posted by: Rumpus Sep 12 2010, 04:35 PM

One of the local farmers call me a few days back with a fox issue.... See, his Sheepies are Lambing and the damn foxes have already killed a few lambies..

So tonight, Im heading out to do some Fox Zotting.....

BUT!! The damn BASTARDS have already got one up on me....

Missus went to collect our eggs this morn while im at work and 3 ded chooks and one clucky one still guarding her eggs!

So now I got a few fox's to Zot at home too....

Any fox's out there reading this! LOOKOUT!!!!!

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus Sep 12 2010, 05:10 PM

Ewe sound serious spud

Gather ewe wont be throwing sticks @ them

Are rocks your weapon of choice ???

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus Sep 13 2010, 03:21 PM

Hey Spud

Prob a good idea to wear a disguise so dem foxy's dont run away
Dont 4get they have IQ
Got you sum ting

Posted by: kkw Sep 13 2010, 10:56 PM

I could shoot a few foxes. They are really breeding up. Should try and be a bit more sporting and give the game a bit of even footing. Go duck hunting.

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus Sep 16 2010, 01:36 PM

Seems Spud's Fox Zotting escapade didn't go that GooDarus.

Just got the news via courier pidgeon

Apparantly his new 4 x 4 dosen't get velly good millage & ran out of hare 2 hrs donkey ride from spud's villiage & left him stranded in a potato paddock.

Gets worse people !

A flock of giant sabre toothed Guinea PIGS about as tall as salty thought potato salad would be nice for lunch & gave chase to the spud.
He tried valiantly to fight them off with a stick but to no avail so he took off & did the Harold Holt & has been stuck up in a tree for past couple of days waiting for the Giant sabre toothed Guinea PIGS to go away

Posted by: Rumpus Sep 16 2010, 02:21 PM

Haha, Your a crack up....

Didnt get out Fox Zotting. Been Windy and Raining...... BUT!! did do something else!!

Managed to brave the wind and cold a wet a line!! Ended up with a headache and the runs though!

Should make for a good lunch today!

Posted by: Jumpus GooDarus Sep 16 2010, 10:31 PM

Brurry Irriot !

Why didn't ewe wear the disguise ??????????

I went to alot of trouble to get it for ewe, had to pay Bees Galea 2 chooks & a Duck for it
It was only worn once by Bees himself on his Big Fat Maltesso Wedding night